Ahead of a performance in South Carolina this weekend, Cardi B walked in to a giant surprise in her dressing room: a Mother's Day seafood feast. Her once-estranged husband (fellow rapper Offset) arranged for a giant table of crab legs, lobster, and shrimp to be waiting for her.
While a straight-up meters-long table of premium crustaceans would've been enough for some people, Offset went so far as to make sure the seafood was topped with corn and sausage that spelled out "KULTURE," which is the name of their super sweet 10-month-old baby daughter.
Cardi posted the length of the spread to her Insta Stories on Sunday night, noting there were lots of other special Mother's Day treats (Cardi-themed cookies, pictures of her family, and candles, to name just a few) waiting for her as well. She was super amped about the surprise and eventually posted a concluding video of her grinding up on Offset.
Anyway. I'm burying the lede. Here are screengrabs of the dressing room feast, which undoubtedly cost north of five thousands of dollars (or maybe even $10,000? $15,000? I don't know, how much do celebrities pay their custom seafood arrangement guys?).
If you stack 'em all up, you'll see the Kulture of it all.
Happy first Mother's Day, Cardi, you glorious human, you.
