Apparently, America suffered one too many avocado-related injuries, because someone felt the need to create an avocado stick. And while it may seem like a genius invention—it does make avo toast prep much easier—it's also kind of weird. Especially given the fact that it resembles deodorant.
The Unnecessary Inventions Facebook page, which boasts similar innovations such as a treadmill for your fingers, a cuisine curtain, and a 100 f00t phone charger, created Avocado On A Stick. "Every millennial loves avocado toast," the caption reads. "Now make your favorite snack faster than ever at home or on the go...on a stick!" Naturally, it sparked controversy.
"I love avocado however this is repulsive," one user wrote. "If only Mother Nature gave avocado it's own packaging. Oh wait she does and it takes like five seconds to open it this takes laziness to another level," another chimed in.
But here's the kicker: The Avocado On A Stick—and everything Unnecessary Inventions posts for that matter—is fake. So yeah, this doesn't actually exist. Though we'd put money down that someone is trademarking it as we speak.
"I really love when people don't take two seconds to realize our products are fake," Unnecessary Inventions commented after a particularly, um, passionate user went off. "Um.. no thanks ... fresh is best and it comes in its own natural packaging with no crap in it to prolong its shelf life," the commenter in question said. "Also I would be too concerned if [mold] grows in the stick and you won’t be able to see it till it’s too late."
If someone were to create an avocado stick, how would you feel?
