Remember that chocolate bunny that looked exactly like Benedict Cumberbatch? Welp, we've found something better and only mildly more terrifying. Firebox—a wonderfully weird online gift shop—is selling personalized chocolate eggs. And by personalized, we mean they're 3-D printed with your face.
The brand's unique novelty item is made with single-origin Peruvian chocolate and isn't some "cheap flimsy supermarket rubbish." Unlike certain store bought easter eggs (we're not naming names), Firebox isn't skimping on chocolate quality or quantity. "Thanks to the complex printing process, the chocolate of our egg is a whopping 2cm thick," the site description reads. They also threw shade at Cadbury calling it "wafer thin nonsense," so we'll have to agree to disagree on that one.
Here's how the process works: Snap a few high quality photos of your face—straight ahead and profile angles—and the team's chocolatiers will 3-D print your features with food-safe technology.
"We obviously don't think the [color] of chocolate represents skin-tone or race," the site added. "Pretty sure the nice people at Waitrose didn't either, but we thought we'd make it absolutely crystal bloody clear. We also don't think people have smooth egg-shaped heads either, if you were wondering."
The wildly realistic chocolate egg, which the brand has dubbed "Flump Face," is available online for $33. However, if you'd rather have your face (or someone else's) printed on a pillow, mask, socks, mug, or door mat instead, they'll help you out with that too.
