When your net worth is more than two billion dollars—yes, with a B—there's really no way your life can be considered normal. So when Trevor Noah interviewed Oprah Winfrey on The Daily Show, he asked something we've all thought at one point or another: what aspects of her life even sort of approach 'normal'?

No, her phone never runs out of battery when she's talking to someone. And no, she never finds herself sitting on the toilet with an empty toilet roll next to her. There's someone whose job it is to fold the toilet paper into a little triangle after anyone uses the bathroom, duh! But she was able to think of something that in some ways is normal:

"I will tell you something that's very normal, that you wouldn't think," Oprah said. "I travel with my own bread and I bring my own avocados to the hotel."

Ok, fair! You don't want to spend money on overpriced produce. "I think it's ridiculous to pay for avocados!" Same Oprah, same. But then, things took a turn...

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"So, I have an avocado orchard." Trevor Noah quickly cut her off to tell her buying an avocado orchard so she wouldn't have to pay for avocados is not in anyone else's realm of 'normal.'

You gotta watch the whole thing, mostly because neither Trevor nor Oprah can stop laughing as they realize the ridiculousness of the conversation. Also, because Trevor ended the interview by living out everyone's dream of saying "You get a car, and you get a car!" to the audience with Oprah herself. Ok, it was a book this time, but still!