UPDATE: You may have seen a picture today of Justin Bieber eating a burrito on the webz. When I did, I got very excited and wrote the below post. Before publishing, though, Reddit pulled the picture. Also, per the extremely talented photo editors in this building, it turns out Justin has never been photographed in this outfit before. Also also, Google Images recognizes the picture you see below as "sitting." Not as "Justin Bieber." Also also also, Scooter Braun has not yet responded to my request for comment, which, obviously, he would've done within half an hour. So! This is probably not Justin Bieber. And though we don't know that Justin doesn't eat his burritos like this, we can't know that for sure today. That said, enjoy the following nonsense from when I first believed Justin Bieber eats his burritos sideways:

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ORIGINAL POST THAT WAS NEVER PUBLISHED: Hi Justin! Firstly, I love you. Big fan. Huge! Secondly, my love, it seems as though you're out in the wild today, taking some time to do the things you love—that's fantastic and I am so happy for you. Also, why the actual fuck are you eating your burrito like that?

Here's what we know about what we'll henceforth call The Great Justin Bieber Sideways Burrito Incident of 2018—it occurred on October 24. It happened in New York City. It happened while Justin was looking real cute and dressed like 2007. There is no further information at this time.

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Here are the questions that remain in the wake of TGJBSI18:

  1. Has Justin ever had a burrito before?
  2. If yes, did he eat it this way the first time?
  3. Is it possible this is only the second burrito Justin's ever eaten?
  4. Did he eat the first one and think "I'll try it the other way next time?"
  5. If no, who taught Justin how to eat burritos?
  6. His father, probably. (That's not a question—it's a fact.)
  7. Is this a subversive act? A burrito-forward way of instigating change?
  8. Is Justin Bieber actually a culinary genius?
  9. Did...he spill?
  10. His extremely torn pants are very expensive, I'd hope not. (Also not a question—just another fact.)
  11. Ugh, I love him. (See above.)

Again, there have been no further updates, but Delish has reached out to Justin's management for comment. We will update this post when more information becomes available.