If you are a human on this Earth, there has been a time when you've wished Sarah Michelle Gellar was your mom. And because she likely knows that, she went ahead and threw her six-year-old son Rocky the greatest birthday of all time...featuring a Mario Kart cake.

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The birthday party shut down a Dave & Busters yesterday, and seemed to feature all the things you'd imagine an extravagant Dave & Buster's birthday party would—games, more games, and games so good Freddie Prinze Jr. holed up at them for awhile.

Most importantly, though, was that cake. It was three tiers, looks fondant-covered, and had a spiraling road of Mario and Luigi racing up to the top.

There were obviously banana peels and Yoshis in their way throughout, but at the top was Rocky, who'd clearly won the race. In her Insta story, SMG called the it the "most incredible cake EVER."

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The cake was made by Las Vegas's SHOWBOY BakeShop, who also posted their own photo of the cake, calling Rocky a "ROCKSTAR!"

Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled Sunday programming of not being Sarah Michelle and Freddie's child. Enjoy!