According to Thrillist, Dominos Russia offered a short-lived "free pizza for life!" promotion recently. It was short-lived because the way to get pizza for life was to tattoo the Dominos logo prominently onto your body ... and a lot of people went ahead and did that.

The promotion was reportedly set to last two months but was shut down after just five days. In that time, hundreds of people got tatted, causing Dominos to call it. Though they seemingly plan to honor the guarantee for the first 350 pizza uber-enthusiasts, they issued this statement this week: “An urgent message to all those sitting at the tattoo artist’s right now: We’ll include you in the list of participants, but we’re waiting for photos up to midday today.”

Some examples of the Domino tattoo influx:

According to PEOPLE, the statement continued: “To those with appointments scheduled for later, we recommend canceling them.”

That's not to say you shouldn't get a tattoo of the Dominos logo on a very visible part of your body if you don't want to ... it's just to say you're not getting anything for it. Except, you know, the lifetime of joy that looking at a pizza-adjacent tattoo will bring you.


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