Cleveland has had its heart broken by LeBron James before. That doesn't make his desertion to the Lakers any easier. So for all those Cavs fans posting bleak as hell tributes to LeBron on social media while seriously considering taking a torch to their LeBron jerseys (again), TUMS is swooping in with the assist: free heartburn medication.
TUMS made the offer before the news broke that LeBron had signed a four-year, $154 million contract with Los Angeles.
"Hey Cleveland, is the basketball free agency mania triggering heartburn?" the company said, according to Cleveland.com. "TUMS feels your pain and will deliver free TUMS at the first home game of next season if your star decides to take his talents to another team. TUMS may not be able to convince him to stay in The Land, but at least we can provide heartburn relief for fans who need it."
Unsurprisingly, LeBron is headed to the West Coast. As a consolation prize, Cavs fans with tickets to the first home game get chalky antacid tablets and more J.R. Smith. Sounds about right.
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