This is a bag of tricks. It's all business in the front ...

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... and party in the back.

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What you're looking at there, my friend, is a spout from which beer flows freely. Dads of America: You catching all this?

BUY NOW PortoVino Messenger Bag, $75; amazon.com

The messenger bag comes from the brains behind PortoVino, the company that dreamed up the wine purse. This bag functions the exact same way as its female-skewing predecessor. Inside an insulated, zippered compartment of the bag is a removable 1.5 liter pouch that takes up a deceivingly small amount of space. For reference, that's large enough to hold four cans of beer or two entire bottles of wine. And when you stick it back in the bag, there's still room for your laptop and snacks.The booze (or whatever liquid vice you dump into the pouch — La Croix, hot sauce), pours out of a hidden spout in the back of the bag. A flap buttons over it when you're done. You can get the bag in either a camel or slate color. Outdoorsy people: There's a backpack version, too.

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BUY NOW PortoVino Backpack, $60; amazon.com

This is how you crush Father's Day.

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