It's the end of your birthday. Party hats have fallen off heads, the music’s winding down, and you’ve already put on your best surprised face while opening all the gifts you picked out for yourself. The only thing left to do is dig into a sexy slab of cake. As the lights dim and people start singing in unison, the plate’s lowered in front of you. Surprise! Here's a GIANT piece of fruit instead.

That's how we thought dessert-time went down for Victoria Beckham, who celebrated her 44th birthday on Tuesday. We think we're mostly correct — except the supermodel seemed to love the fact that watermelon took the place of your traditional sugar-filled cake.

The mom of four posted a video to Instagram of her cutting into the low-carb treat, topped with blueberries and strawberries. "Love from a very lucky mummy x," she captioned the post, tagging each of her kids.

We’d understand foregoing the buttercream filling to cut back on calories, or even going flourless, but skipping the sweet stuff all together? We can’t relate.

The fashion designer celebrated her big day during a trip to California, and the whole Beckham squad was present.

Beckham posted a group photo with her children: Cruz, 13, Romeo, 15, Harper, 6, and Brooklyn, 19. “Birthday eve with my babies x love u so much,” she wrote.

She also shared a snap with her hubby David. "Love u so so much @davidbeckham x Thank u for making my birthday so special x The perfect day!! All 6 of us together x kisses x ✨✨✨✨."

Though we'd love to have a quick chat with whoever was in charge of the dessert selection for Beckham, the whole shtick still looked festive AF.

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