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36 Hilariously Over-The-Top Erotic Cakes That Are Definitely Not Safe For Work

Listen—they're trending. Please don't shoot the messenger.

By Jessie Mooney
Pixelated Penis Cake

Crazy erotic cakes are trending—and frankly, it seems like cake bakers are straight-up trying to out-do each other. So we figured, just in time for bachelorette season, we'll present some of the most insane designs we've seen—without comment. Please don't shoot the messenger.

1

Black Tie Affair

Sweetness, Cake, Dessert, Food, Baked goods, Ingredient, Cake decorating, Pink, Cake decorating supply, Cuisine,

Courtesy of Lé Bakery Sensual in Denver, CO

2

The Classic

The Miami Beach Florida Erotic Cakes Bakery USA

Courtesy of Erotic Cakes USA in Miami, FL

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3

The Sexy Bentley

Automotive design, Toy, Hood, Vehicle door, Automotive exterior, Fender, Headlamp, Automotive lighting, Toy vehicle, Luxury vehicle,

Courtesy of The Cake Store: London's Favorite Cake Maker in London, England

4

Under the Bubbles

verusa deviantart

Courtesy of Verusca on deviantART

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5

(In Da) Club Sandwich

thecakestore

Courtesy of The Cake Store: London's Favorite Cake Maker in London, England

6

The Sperminator

the sperminator sweet-n-nasty
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7

The Sexy Secretary

erotic cakes usa sexy secretary

Courtesy of Erotic Cakes USA

8

Spongebob The Stud

spongebob vamosacocimar

Courtesy of Vamos a cociMar

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9

The Red Cake of Pain

shades of grey richard's cakes

Courtesy of Richard's Cakes in Manchester, England

10

In Your Dreams, Chris

erotic cakes in your dreams, chris

Courtesy of Erotic Cakes USA

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11

Penis Pops

monica cupcakes

Courtesy of Mónica Cupcakes

12

The Safe Word

mj cakes

Courtesy of MJ's Cakesin New Zealand

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13

The Sheet Cake

minana cakes
14

A Hand in Marriage

kimbsbow hold cake

Courtesy of Adult Cakes by Kim in Houston, TX

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15

Make A Wish and Blow

erotic cakes huston texas

Courtesy of Erotic Cakes USA in Houston, TX

16

Breast Wishes

Isabella's Creations NYC

Courtesy of Isabella's Creations in Brooklyn, NY

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17

Eat Me

Hot Chocolate - New Orleans copy

Courtesy of Hot Chocolate in New Orleans, LA

18

UnLEASHed

Food, Dessert, Baked goods, Cake, Sweetness, Cuisine, Ingredient, Cake decorating supply, Cake decorating, Blond,

Courtesy of Lé Bakery Sensual in Denver, CO

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19

Miss Whiplash

erotic cakes usa whip

Courtesy of Erotic Cakes USA

20

The Pop-Up

Cake, Dessert, Red, Baked goods, Pink, Cake decorating, Cake decorating supply, Sugar cake, Magenta, Costume accessory,

Courtesy of Caketopolis

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