The big day is finally here, but what's up with your graduate? Was that an eye roll you spotted when you asked for just one more cap and gown photo? The constant arm-crossing is really getting in the way of you taming that flyaway hair. And, ok, you probably shouldn't have pinched the cheeks, but that was no excuse for an exasperated sigh that loud.

How quickly they forget the diapers you changed, the bandaids you applied, and (most importantly in our opinion) the delicious food you prepared for them time and time again.

So, what's the ultimate revenge ploy? You throw an over-the-top graduation celebration that'll embarrass the post-graduate pompousness right out of them. Need inspiration? Delish has found you nine ceremonial confections that are so ridiculously precious, they deserve a pomp and circumstance march all on their own. Your candidates may let out a few groans as they make their way around the painfully-cute party platters. But, rest assured deep down, they're remembering just how grateful they are for you, and for the versatility of Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.

Marshmallow Graduates

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Get the recipe & instructions from Candiquik.

Diploma Cookies

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Get the recipe & instructions form Betty Crocker.

Graduation Peanut Butter Cup Push Pops

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Candy-Filled Chocolate Graduation Cap Cookies

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Get the recipe & instructions from Hungry Happenings.

Graduation S'mores Pops

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Get the recipe & instructions from Kitchen Fun With My Three Sons.

Diploma Cake

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Get the recipe & instructions from The Partiologist.

Graduation Strawberries

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Get the recipe & instructions from Punchbowl.

Pretzel Pop Graduates

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Get the recipe & instructions from Hungry Happenings.

Candy Cup Caps

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Get the recipe & instructions from Bakerella.

Graduation Hat Cake

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Get the recipe & instructions from Cake Whiz.